stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
fuckyeahtxtposts: i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
sex-like-a-nympho: i love when a guy is interested my quirks and my habits instead of just wanting to fuck me.
clearbay: I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
leonmcgann: agroncriss: i remember when france gave the uk one point last year and then graham norton said: we built a tunnel to your country to non-europeans this post will be so confusing
readysteadytwat said: Saving money is shit. Why can’t we just win the lottery already! Couldn’t agree more!
Anyone fancy buying me a dress? It’s only £28 and I want it but I know I should save my money :(
cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read
if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want